damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
I can’t sleep because I need you.. I miss you so much.
I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.
Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”
Before they paired up though they would try to pair with Hermione but she would say no because they want her to do all the work
She’d probably pair up with Neville because the poor thing would probably start sweating at the mention of the word “presentation.”
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]